Allright Guy by Todd Snider from CD "Songs for the daily Planet"
1st. Verse
Intro C F
C F C You know just the other morning I was hanging around inside my house C F C I had that new book with pictures of Madonna Naked I was checking it out F C Just then a friend of mine Came through the door F C Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before F G She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore C G And I still don't know why
Chorus C G I think I'm an alright guy C G I think I'm an alright guy F I just wanna live unitll I gotta die G I know I aint perfect but God knows I try C G I think I'm an alright guy C I think I'm alright
2nd. Verse Now maybee I'm dirty and maybee I smoke a little dope But it aint like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope I know I get wild I know I get drunk But it aint like I gotta lot of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no good punk And I still don't why
Chorus
3rd. Verse You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar They turned on their lights and said hey kid get ot of the car I was only joking when I called em a couple of dicks but still they made me do the stupid human tricks And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't why