continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times, except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice
Verse 1
D G A D Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
G A D You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
G A D Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
G A D It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G A D Thats all we needed to get by
G A D Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame
G A D Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
Verse 2 (he sings)
D G A D Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
G A D Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
G A D Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
G A D Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
G A D Come to terms with truly how we feel
G A D If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
G A D Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
G A D Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls